Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
A capital letter changes it even further:
Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses
literally the best post I have seen on this website
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Sometimes adversity is what you need to face in order to become successful.
Let’s go hard on Wednesday okay?
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Miley talking about her next single “We Cant Stop”
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those albums that you can listen to straight through without skipping any songs
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"I like to call kaner - little peekaboo"
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let’s clear something up
- life isn’t “easy” for white dudes
- it’s not easy for anyone
- life sucks
- nobody’s telling you that life is easy for you
- it’s just harder for people that aren’t white dudes
- that’s it that’s how life works now don’t be an asshole about it
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someone needs to pay attention to me right now
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Oh we’re on a powerplay? Let’s go jousting” said Malkin and Iginla
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“Well I know why, it was really, really loud and they were trying to get Horty’s attention, so he threw the water bottle on the ice to get horty’s attention because I think they thought the Leafs were trying to set up some sort of face off play.. so that’s the reason why he threw the water bottle on the ice but no, I’ve never seen anything like that.” - Milan Lucic on what happened to make Marchand throw a water bottle onto the ice
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