My name is Liz, I do & say weird shit and I'm going to be a cop.
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| Kim Kardashian: | I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce |
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| America: | Well sure why not? |
| Britney Spears: | I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing |
| America: | Whatever you want! |
| Carmen Electra: | I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol |
| America: | Okay, sounds like fun! |
| Gay couple: | We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and - |
| America: | WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO |
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“Who’s my little cuddle buddy?”
*squish*
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Some details about Season 5 of The Clone Wars from a digital scan of Star Wars Insider #134. The first episode of the season is titled A War on Two Fronts, we visit the planet Onderon, Black Sun from the Expanded Universe makes an appearance, Embo and Hondo Ohnaka return and R2-D2 has a storyline.
“Some of the characters that we have created for the show will meet their destinies” - Dave Filoni
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